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The Root of All Fun: Exploring Beet’s World
The Root of All Fun: Exploring Beet’s World
The Root of All Fun: Exploring Beet’s World
The Root of All Fun: Exploring Beet’s World
The Root of All Fun: Exploring Beet’s World

































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































INFO
On June 2nd, 2000, in a world desperately needing a splash of vibrant color and eccentric energy, Beet was born. Named after a humble vegetable but destined for anything but an ordinary life, Beet proved that the usual rules just wouldn’t apply.
Beet, alternatively known as Crowstie, Biblically Accurate Unicorn, Mazais Kvīriņš, and Frank Iero Kinny, is an individual of many names, many interests, and an ever-evolving personality.
On June 2nd, 2000, in a world desperately needing a splash of vibrant color and eccentric energy, Beet was born. Named after a humble vegetable but destined for anything but an ordinary life, Beet proved that the usual rules just wouldn’t apply.
Beet, alternatively known as Crowstie, Biblically Accurate Unicorn, Mazais Kvīriņš, and Frank Iero Kinny, is an individual of many names, many interests, and an ever-evolving personality.





















































High school was an interesting time for Beet. During those years, they, like a chameleon on a clear pane of glass, appeared to lack a distinctive personality. But under the surface, Beet was brewing a vibrant, unique persona.

As they stepped into adulthood, Beet transformed,Channeling their inner emo, they graced the world with self-made stick- and- poke tattoos that often left people both impressed and mildly terrified.

This was also when Beet discovered Leigh Bardugo’s “Six of Crows” series and instantly morphed into “Crowstie,” symbolically aligning themselves with a crew of charming outcasts.
Beet’s love for music was unparalleled, particularly their obsession with the band My Chemical Romance. When the first chords of “Welcome to the Black Parade” echoed in a room, you could be sure that Beet was near, belting out lyrics with a passion that would make Gerard Way himself proud.


It seemed like a wild swing, even for Beet. The Monster Energy aficionado with no high-school personality had an epiphany and decided to join the most joyful place of all - clown college.







Upon graduation from clown college, Beet finally found their unique voice - part emo, part clown, part book-loving tattoo artist, and all parts entertaining. This chapter is the culmination of their journey, a true testament to the power of personal evolution.


















INFO
On June 2nd, 2000, in a world desperately needing a splash of vibrant color and eccentric energy, Beet was born. Named after a humble vegetable but destined for anything but an ordinary life, Beet proved that the usual rules just wouldn’t apply.
Beet, alternatively known as Crowstie, Biblically Accurate Unicorn, Mazais Kvīriņš, and Frank Iero Kinny, is an individual of many names, many interests, and an ever-evolving personality.





















































High school was an interesting time for Beet. During those years, they, like a chameleon on a clear pane of glass, appeared to lack a distinctive personality. But under the surface, Beet was brewing a vibrant, unique persona.

As they stepped into adulthood, Beet transformed,Channeling their inner emo, they graced the world with self-made stick- and- poke tattoos that often left people both impressed and mildly terrified.

This was also when Beet discovered Leigh Bardugo’s “Six of Crows” series and instantly morphed into “Crowstie,” symbolically aligning themselves with a crew of charming outcasts.
Beet’s love for music was unparalleled, particularly their obsession with the band My Chemical Romance. When the first chords of “Welcome to the Black Parade” echoed in a room, you could be sure that Beet was near, belting out lyrics with a passion that would make Gerard Way himself proud.


It seemed like a wild swing, even for Beet. The Monster Energy aficionado with no high-school personality had an epiphany and decided to join the most joyful place of all - clown college.





Upon graduation from clown college, Beet finally found their unique voice - part emo, part clown, part book-loving tattoo artist, and all parts entertaining. This chapter is the culmination of their journey, a true testament to the power of personal evolution.


















INFO
On June 2nd, 2000, in a world desperately needing a splash of vibrant color and eccentric energy, Beet was born. Named after a humble vegetable but destined for anything but an ordinary life, Beet proved that the usual rules just wouldn’t apply.
Beet, alternatively known as Crowstie, Biblically Accurate Unicorn, Mazais Kvīriņš, and Frank Iero Kinny, is an individual of many names, many interests, and an ever-evolving personality.





















































High school was an interesting time for Beet. During those years, they, like a chameleon on a clear pane of glass, appeared to lack a distinctive personality. But under the surface, Beet was brewing a vibrant, unique persona.

As they stepped into adulthood, Beet transformed,Channeling their inner emo, they graced the world with self-made stick- and- poke tattoos that often left people both impressed and mildly terrified.

This was also when Beet discovered Leigh Bardugo’s “Six of Crows” series and instantly morphed into “Crowstie,” symbolically aligning themselves with a crew of charming outcasts.
Beet’s love for music was unparalleled, particularly their obsession with the band My Chemical Romance. When the first chords of “Welcome to the Black Parade” echoed in a room, you could be sure that Beet was near, belting out lyrics with a passion that would make Gerard Way himself proud.


It seemed like a wild swing, even for Beet. The Monster Energy aficionado with no high-school personality had an epiphany and decided to join the most joyful place of all - clown college.





Upon graduation from clown college, Beet finally found their unique voice - part emo, part clown, part book-loving tattoo artist, and all parts entertaining. This chapter is the culmination of their journey, a true testament to the power of personal evolution.















































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































QUOTES
“i’ve been cold for so long my nipples hurt for being hard for so long”
“i’ve been cold for so long my nipples hurt for being hard for so long”

“I’m the character who will smoke before a battle and then there’ll be a scene where my love interest comes up to me and we just stand here while I smoke my cigarette. and when I’m done I flick the butt and I turn to them and say something like “if we don’t make out of this alive, just know...” and they interrupt me and say ” I know. but tell me after” and this gives me courage to keep fighting. and then I’m dying in their arms and they’re trying to save me and I’m trying to say “listen, just listen. I love you”
“I’m the character who will smoke before a battle and then there’ll be a scene where my love interest comes up to me and we just stand here while I smoke my cigarette. and when I’m done I flick the butt and I turn to them and say something like “if we don’t make out of this alive, just know...” and they interrupt me and say ” I know. but tell me after” and this gives me courage to keep fighting. and then I’m dying in their arms and they’re trying to save me and I’m trying to say “listen, just listen. I love you”

“my favourite line is there might be a little fag in us all”
“my favourite line is there might be a little fag in us all”






